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The lightweight performance polyester fabric is designed to keep golfers cool, dry, and comfortable during rounds and outdoor activities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"finmi\" data-start=\"2398\" data-end=\"2434\"\u003eDoes the shirt fit true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2534\"\u003eYes. The Golfathon tee features a comfortable athletic fit that runs true to size for most golfers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1ttlw8i\" data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2571\"\u003eIs the fabric moisture-wicking?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2710\"\u003eAbsolutely. The Paragon Plus moisture management technology helps pull sweat away from the body to keep you comfortable during hot rounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"109ows9\" data-start=\"2712\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003eIs this a good golf gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2742\" data-end=\"2879\"\u003eDefinitely. 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