{"product_id":"piss-missile-golf-balls-12pk","title":"Piss Missile Golf Balls (12 Pack) - Long Distance, Low Spin Golf Balls","description":"\u003ch2 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHit It Longer. Keep It Straighter. Have More Fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Piss Missile Golf Ball—the distance-focused golf ball engineered for golfers who want to maximize their driving distance, improve shot consistency, and spend less time searching the rough. Featuring a high-compression core, advanced 4-piece construction, and a durable Surlyn outer cover, Piss Missile Golf Balls are designed to deliver high-velocity energy transfer, reduced spin, and a penetrating flight trajectory for longer, straighter shots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're a weekend golfer looking to outdrive your buddies, a high-handicap player trying to improve consistency, or a distance enthusiast who loves watching the ball fly, Piss Missile Golf Balls bring serious distance performance to every round.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd with a name that's guaranteed to get a laugh on the first tee, these golf balls prove that great golf equipment doesn't have to take itself too seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngineered for Maximum Distance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery component of the original Piss Missile Golf Ball is designed with one goal in mind: distance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdvanced 4-Piece Construction:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A multi-layer design engineered to reduce spin and optimize ball flight for longer drives and increased rollout.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-Compression Core:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Designed to maximize energy transfer from the clubface to the golf ball, helping generate high ball velocity and distance.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable Surlyn Cover:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A firm, hard outer cover designed to reduce spin, withstand repeated impacts, and promote distance-focused performance.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-Spin Flight Characteristics:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Reduced spin helps promote a more penetrating trajectory and may help minimize excessive sidespin on off-center or imperfect shots.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright Yellow Visibility:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The signature Piss Missile yellow color makes the golf ball easier to locate in the fairway, rough, and surrounding areas.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistance-Focused Performance:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Built for golfers who prioritize driving distance, straight flight, and additional rollout over maximum greenside spin.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Golfers Are Talking About Piss Missile Golf Balls\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePiss Missile Golf Balls have developed a following among recreational golfers who want more distance without spending premium prices on traditional tour golf balls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustomer feedback frequently highlights:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNoticeable distance gains off the tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStraighter drives and reduced severity of slices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA firm, responsive feel off the clubface.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImproved consistency on longer shots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExcellent value for golfers who prioritize distance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA unique design and name that make them a conversation starter on the course.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome golfers report gaining 10–20 yards or more compared with their previous golf balls. Actual results will vary depending on swing speed, swing mechanics, equipment, and playing conditions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGolf Ball Construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-piece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-compression core\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCover Material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSurlyn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBall Flight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow, penetrating trajectory\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpin Characteristics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-spin distance design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSignature Piss Missile Yellow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 golf balls\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrimary Performance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDistance and straighter flight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecommended For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecreational golfers, distance seekers, and weekend players\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrequently Asked Questions About Piss Missile Golf Balls\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre Piss Missile Golf Balls designed to go farther?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes. Piss Missile Golf Balls are specifically engineered for maximum distance. Their high-compression core, multi-layer construction, and hard Surlyn cover are designed to maximize energy transfer and reduce spin for longer shots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo Piss Missile Golf Balls help reduce a slice?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTheir low-spin design may help reduce excessive sidespin and the severity of certain slices or hooks. However, no golf ball can eliminate a slice caused by swing mechanics. Results will depend on your swing and impact conditions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre Piss Missile Golf Balls good for beginners?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey can be a good option for beginners and recreational golfers who prioritize distance and want a durable, distance-focused golf ball. Golfers who primarily need maximum short-game spin or softer feel may prefer a different ball.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat is the difference between Piss Missile and traditional golf balls?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePiss Missile Golf Balls emphasize distance, low spin, and a penetrating flight. Many premium tour balls prioritize a balance of distance, feel, and increased greenside spin. Piss Missile is designed for golfers who primarily want to maximize distance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre Piss Missile Golf Balls durable?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe hard Surlyn cover is designed for durability and resistance to everyday wear. This makes them a practical option for recreational golfers who want a distance ball that can withstand repeated use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat color are Piss Missile Golf Balls?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe original Piss Missile Golf Balls feature the brand's signature bright yellow color. The high-visibility finish can make them easier to spot compared with traditional white golf balls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre Piss Missile Golf Balls legal for tournament play?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTournament eligibility depends on whether the specific model appears on the current USGA and R\u0026amp;A Conforming Golf Ball Lists. Check the current list before using these balls in competitions governed by the conforming-ball requirement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho should play Piss Missile Golf Balls?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey are ideal for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeekend golfers looking to increase driving distance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRecreational golfers who prioritize distance over tour-level greenside spin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGolfers looking for a durable, low-spin golf ball.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlayers who enjoy unconventional golf brands and products.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGolfers searching for a fun gift for a golf enthusiast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake Your Game to the Next Level\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGolf is supposed to be fun. Piss Missile Golf Balls combine distance-focused construction, durable materials, and a personality that stands out from traditional golf brands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're trying to outdrive your playing partners, find a little extra distance off the tee, or simply bring something different to your next round, Piss Missile Golf Balls are ready to launch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNature Called... 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